This dad who decided this monstrosity was a snack, aka a real "boy dinner":

This dad who sanded the hood of his kid's car:

This dad who truly, truly needs to get rid of this battery pack:

This dad who uses his iPad like a coaster:

This dad who thought this ranch could be used for a party:

And yes, it expired on January 7, 2011...12 years ago:

This dad who opened the half-and-half like this:

This stepdad who ate the only food his kid had for lunch:

This dad who made sure everything fit in the fridge:

This dad who put his kid's favorite cup in the freezer overnight:

This dad who cuts avocados like this:

This dad who cut out the middle of this cake...

...stuffed the hole with bread and then tried covering it with frosting:

This dad who decided to "help" with this already-finished cottage pie by placing cheap cheese on top:

This dad who only bought, like, -1-ply toilet paper:

This dad who thinks this is an acceptable way to place his glasses:

This dad's workshop:

This dad who didn't realize this was a screenshot:

This dad who wanted to save money...so he used picture hooks to mount his daughter's TV:

This dad who thinks it's OK to eat this package of meat that was accidentally left in the car trunk for over 48 hours: